Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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