Do vagina's smell?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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