last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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