I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Bring me that man meat
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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