all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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