It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
