On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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