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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings

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i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl

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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents

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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.

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When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.

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(949): View more from California

i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.

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