We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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