I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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