my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The best revenge is premature balding
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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