That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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