But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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