Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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