Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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