can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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