How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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