Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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