Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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