Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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