What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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