need another drink. this is the easiest way
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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