she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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