My underwear smells like fireworks.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
