Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
