So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
