Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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