My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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