D3 body, D1 cock
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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