I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
well you can't waste a boner
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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