After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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