worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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