the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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