we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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