Jerry, you need to find god
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
