My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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