yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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