why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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