The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
honey bunches of taint.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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