People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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