Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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