I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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