so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I deserve this hangover.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
