i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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