careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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