White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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