I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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