I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
