I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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