awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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