Your dad touched me again.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
wow bdsm is so cute
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