we made out on top of his cat.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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