last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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