spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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