If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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