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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave

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(443): View more from Maryland

You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."

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(760): View more from California

Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?

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(813): View more from Florida

So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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(231): View more from Michigan

You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Is this because I accidentally peed on you?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!

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