That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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