my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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