if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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